Wouldn't you like to know? I guess I'll be nice for once. The main characters of Dogfight are as follows (some characters do not have pictures/information due to their lack of appearance so far):

Simeon McCallahan

Simeon is a cocky, mouthy, sarcastic and smart-aleck kind of dog. He can be zany, crazy, and just plain stupid, but he can also be noble, smart, cunning, and fair. In the beginning, he was shown ??? and picked up Lance in a shiny red sportscar. He later allows ??? to stay despite ??? and Lance feeling that ??? shouldn't be allowed to ???. It is also well-known that Simeon can't ???.

Lance Carter

Lance is easily bored, and quite a bit smarter than his companion Simeon. He likes to think things through and take things slow, unlike Simeon who prefers to live life in the fast lane and not think about anything. Lance felt that ??? shouldn't ??? because he ??? but Simeon disagreed and overruled him. Lance likes to travel and is good at finding places without a map. He's Simeon's best friend and right-hand man.

Sarah McCallahan

Sarah is Simeon's twin sister. She's smarter, but is also moody and has a horrible temper. She often takes this anger out on her brother by whacking him with a two-by-four. Sarah wasn't exactly opposed to ???, but she did mention that perhaps Simeon had forgotten ???, which ticked Simeon off. Later, she talked to ??? about Simeon and helped ???. She is also the team's mechanic and is very good at her job.

Sam Worchester

Honestly, not a heck of a lot is known about Sam. He just kinda showed up one day, but Simeon and Lance apparently were involved in this. Neither Sarah nor ??? have any idea of where he came from but seem to accept him. He's a good cook, which makes up for Simeon's inability to do so, and he's the team's brawn and weapons specialist.

Felix Brenton

Felix showed up when Simeon ??? and Lance ???. He worked as a ??? for the ???, and his main duty was to ???. His boss is, of course, Laertes, though Felix has different opinions on ??? than most other ???. He accidentally ??? and was nearly ??? for it, but the others ??? him instead. He's confused about most of what's going on, but ???.

Laertes Catkin

Laertes, normally called Catkin, is the supreme overlord in a sense. He ??? by ???, and all other ??? work under him, including ???. He has a brooding nature and really, really hates ???. He also has a long-standing grudge against Simeon for some unknown reason, despite the fact that ??? and ??? are currently ???. Laertes can be cruel, but he's mostly deluded about his ideas of "???".

Shaxbear

The really awesome person that writes this comic. Despite my, ahem, "bear-like" appearance I am actually a girl. This long, deluded story is described in my "About" section, as well as information about the comic and other stuff about me. Oh, and should you want to e-mail me, you can do so by sending your message to tuckerdog456@hotmail.com. I loves to get mail and will read all that I can.